Hump Day

Tonight! WTN is on his self-proclaimed "high horse." This is going to be a really good post because they started early and are showing no signs of stopping.

There is a girl over again tonight. It seems like every conversation I've ever heard her have involves drinking. Right now she is talking about bar hopping. Def. the drunk whore type - perfect match for WTN and friends.

One of WTN's friends is on the phone with someone entirely way too close to my window. Shut up man - I can't hear the stupidity!

They are talking about GUNS! YES! This is gold!!! Calibers & .41s & .44s and shotguns! The one guy said something about a certain type of shell "shitting in your barrel" - whatever that means. And you can just pick up 200 shells at your local Wal-Mart. Or at a gun show!

Someone just said, "Its such a huge contraption...." I hope he's still talking guns.

He just said he shoots over 1000 rounds a week. Again, I hope he's still talking guns.

Booooooring. I'm over this gun shit. These dudes need to rejoin the convo going on with everyone else. I wanna hear these dumb bitch talk some more about taking shots and deep cocks or something.

I just heard her say "UM" 3 times through the gun convo. Clearly she went to Harvard. I can't make out who she's supposed to be here for, though: WTN or one of his other friends? I hope its for WTN because I don't think he'd make a very good wingman.

Yawn - black bear hunting talk.

Now they've moved from hunting to skiing/snowboarding. They're talking about Vail. This generated some interest from WTN in the convo for a moment.

Oh wait, talking about 4-wheeling! That gains major white trash points right there!

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WTN is talking about a girl giving him a massage. He said something about oils. The drunk chick is def not here for him, then. Shame - he's always talking about how drunk/hungover he was, too. It would have been a match made in heaven.

I heard the phrase, "wearing sweatpants to the strip club".

The hunting/snow dude just said, "I dunno if chicks do this here, but in Boulder, chicks wear spandex all winter long with those big furry boots" - the chick yelled out "THEYRE CALLED LEGGINGS!"

He just said he watched a porno once where the chick said, "Look at my tight little asshole"

The drunk girl just said she chooses to live a pants-free lifestyle. Yup. Whore. Way to try too hard around a group of guys.

Now the guy is asking about skinny jeans & where you put your dick.

WTN is talking about drinking the night before thanksgiving & being way too drunk & trying to get dressed & how he put on way too small jeans. He seems to think this scenario is hilarious - esp. mentioning his ass crack hanging out.

Oh lord, apparently gun dude's brother is in/joining the FBI. He said it'll be good to have a brother in the  FBI on his side.

I've noticed every time WTN wants to turn the focus back to himself, his voice gets really loud & whiny & assertive.

He just talked about how he showed up at a job interview in a button down & khakis while everyone else was in suits.


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I watched TV for an hour so I missed out on some of their convo, but they're actually being really funny right now. I overheard a bit earlier about strange Wedding gifts that involved animals like alligators, 9 foot boa constrictors, and llamas. Then the drunk girl talked about how her great grandparents (Gun dude interjects "GREAT GREAT GRANDPARENTS?!" Girl: "NO! My GREAT-grandparents.) had a Capuchin monkey and there was a picture of her mom on a rock with a scowl on her face sitting next to the monkey. That started into a conversation about monkeys ripping people's faces off and LMF interjected with, "DUDE! Did you hear about that college that the Government gave $70,000 to do a study about monkey and cocaine?!?" No Dude! We didn't.


Now they're talking about their friend, Teddy and everyone's sentences are starting with "Remember the time that Teddy......" One of them involved Teddy throwing a slice of pizza into a coffee shop that Gun dude worked in and having a bunch of seagulls fly in to chase the pizza slice, then Teddy barricaded the door so the seagulls couldn't get out. Even drunk girl has a "Remember when Teddy..." story - I've figured out she must just be that tomboy girl that they all grew up with.


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Hey guys, remember that time when Teddy told you to shut the fuck up and go inside? Oh right, that would be now.