Pipe Dreams

Despite the dip in temperature, WTN and his friends have taken to hanging outside around their $79.99 Wal-Mart fire pit. Tonight's topic of discussion: Planning on starting up a construction business. Tasks including bathroom & kitchen refurbishing, as I heard mention of granite, toilets and showers. Also, possibly some kind of snow plow business or something with roofing since I heard the words, "shoveling snow off your roof".

Other key words: Home Depot. Partnership.

Quotable quotes: "I CAN HANDLE TOOLS BRO!"

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Uh-oh! A dispute has broken out regarding pay: One bro says that everyone should get an equal cut. Another said 30% of the job. A third said 10%. WTN vetoed the equal cut idea since not everyone will be doing the same jobs. Looks like they better unionize.

They are also apparently looking at doing this kind of stuff on weekends. I hate it to break it to them, but people have shit they'd rather be doing on the weekend and aren't gonna want these douche bags in their house laying grout and fitting pipe all damn day.

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Oh boy! The one who is apparently working on his MBA on the 5 year plan is bringing up a "marketing plan" - 500 flyers. He wants to go someplace and drop them on a bunch of cars and he said, "I think in marketing class they said you get like, at least 8% of a return on your advertising!" 


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"WTN, What's the name of our construction shit gonna be?"

Can I suggest "Tools with Tools"?