Well, the Phillies lost tonight so that is giving WTN and his friends teh sadz. (They had a girl here earlier today; Her fucking annoying bitch cackle & her story about how she 'drank a half a bottle of vodka' made me want to reach out my window and strangle her.) But now, it appears they are alone and drowning their sorrows in beers.
So far I have learned that, according to one of the friends, Red & Brown are horrible colors.
I swear I also just heard someone say, "Just put your hand on my penis..."
The loud mouth friend is talking about trying to pick up chicks. "She'd be like, 'So what do you do?' and I'd be like, 'I save dolphins.'"
They are planning on going out and picking up chicks tonight. The LMF said "I don't have any condoms."; WTN said "I DO!" LMF doesn't wanna pick up any old chicks.Apparently there were girls here last weekend when I was home - they were all sitting around the bonfire. Dammit! I bet that would have been some quality conversation.
They are talking about people getting hit by trucks and punching people in the balls.
LMF talking to WTN: "You're a sheltered hermit. You need to get out there and experience life.... Not that shitty hippie bar. I'm not spending $50 in some shitty, hippie bar." and is complaining about $7 cover charges and Grateful Dead cover bands.
"I bet you wear Tighty Whities."
Now they are getting into a debate over going out to eat and splitting the bill, and how people's portions should include tax and tip. LMF is upset because he only had appetizers and "it's not fair to someone who's not working".
"Let's make some moves. It's 12 o'clock."
........
Why do I feel like the only thing they're coming back with at 2 am is burritos again?
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